Funniest construction jokes of all time

1. The Blueprint Blunder

Why did the new construction worker dip his finger in blue ink?
Because he was told to get a blueprint.


2. The Window Glazier’s Lament

What did the window glazier say when he cut himself on the window glass?
“This is extremely paneful!”


3. The Carpenter’s Favorite Band

What music do builders love listening to?
The Carpenters.


4. The Drill’s Dilemma

Why don’t drills have friends?
Because they’re always boring.


5. The Roofer’s Party Trick

How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof!


6. The Concrete Decision

Why did the concrete worker bring a pillow to the job site?
Because he wanted to lay down a solid foundation.


7. The Lazy Worker

Why did the construction worker take a nap on the job?
He heard they were building a dream home!


8. The Drill Sergeant

Why did the drill refuse to work?
It found the job too boring.


9. The Missing Tape

What’s the most commonly heard phrase on a construction site?
“Who stole my tape measure?!”


10. The Nail’s Therapy

Why did the nail go to therapy?
Because it felt hammered all the time.