1. The Blueprint Blunder
Why did the new construction worker dip his finger in blue ink?
Because he was told to get a blueprint.
2. The Window Glazier’s Lament
What did the window glazier say when he cut himself on the window glass?
“This is extremely paneful!”
3. The Carpenter’s Favorite Band
What music do builders love listening to?
The Carpenters.
4. The Drill’s Dilemma
Why don’t drills have friends?
Because they’re always boring.
5. The Roofer’s Party Trick
How do construction workers party?
They raise the roof!
6. The Concrete Decision
Why did the concrete worker bring a pillow to the job site?
Because he wanted to lay down a solid foundation.
7. The Lazy Worker
Why did the construction worker take a nap on the job?
He heard they were building a dream home!
8. The Drill Sergeant
Why did the drill refuse to work?
It found the job too boring.
9. The Missing Tape
What’s the most commonly heard phrase on a construction site?
“Who stole my tape measure?!”
10. The Nail’s Therapy
Why did the nail go to therapy?
Because it felt hammered all the time.